To understand him you had to understand this: he wasn't human.

- Joe Dugan

It's always the same, Combs walks, Koening singles, Ruth hits one out of the park, Gehrig doubles, Lazzeri triples. Then Dugan goes in the dirt on hi…

- Joe Dugan

I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.

- Joe Dugan

Born? Hell, Babe Ruth wasn't born. He fell from a tree.

- Joe Dugan