Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

- Bob Saget

When you have a good time there is no time.

- Bob Saget

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

- Bob Saget

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

- Bob Saget

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

- Bob Saget

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

- Bob Saget

Valuable people are undervalued.

- Bob Saget

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

- Bob Saget

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

- Bob Saget