Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time - and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. - Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, t… - Gracie Allen
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, t…
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides. - Gracie Allen
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma. - Gracie Allen
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. - Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for. - Gracie Allen
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. - Gracie Allen
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it. - Gracie Allen
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
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