Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

- Jerry Stiller

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

- Jerry Stiller

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hangin…

- Jerry Stiller

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

- Jerry Stiller

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

- Jerry Stiller

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

- Jerry Stiller

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

- Jerry Stiller

Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for y…

- Jerry Stiller

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

- Jerry Stiller