Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy s… - Red Skelton
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy s…
- Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always - Red Skelton
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. - Red Skelton
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. - Red Skelton
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism. - Red Skelton
Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em. - Red Skelton
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
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