Nothing recedes like success.

- Walter Winchell

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

- Walter Winchell

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

- Walter Winchell

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

- Walter Winchell

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good t…

- Walter Winchell

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

- Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

- Walter Winchell

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

- Walter Winchell

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

- Walter Winchell