There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

- George Meyer

I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position.

- George Meyer

I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're dimwits. They shoul…

- George Meyer

Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.

- George Meyer

I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it. It has never been a comfort to me to belie…

- George Meyer

I was brought up Catholic and, of course, I strayed and repudiated it. That's a painful thing to go through, because you have to look back and realiz…

- George Meyer

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I co…

- George Meyer

I tend to look at the world more from Voltaire's perspective. Incidentally, if you haven't read Candide lately, it's a fabulous book. It's riotously,…

- George Meyer

If there's reason for hope, it lies in man's occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we'll need that kind of heroic effort, in which al…

- George Meyer