If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an eighteenth story window and plunge to his death in a hail of glass and shattered dignity" (70).
Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. - Paul Neilan
Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.
- Paul Neilan
If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right. - Paul Neilan
If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. … - Paul Neilan
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. …
It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God… - Paul Neilan
It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God…
Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery. - Paul Neilan
Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.
The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish. - Paul Neilan
The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. - Paul Neilan
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-… - Paul Neilan
In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-…
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at … - Paul Neilan
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at …
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