Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus. - Craig Ferguson
Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
- Craig Ferguson
Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself. - Craig Ferguson
Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday. - Craig Ferguson
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. - Craig Ferguson
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does… - Craig Ferguson
...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does…
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say. - Craig Ferguson
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. - Craig Ferguson
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who s… - Craig Ferguson
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who s…
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. - Craig Ferguson
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
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