You are foolish, but without fools there would be no wisdom.

- John Colton

I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.

- John Colton

Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.

- John Colton

Evolution was in a strange mood when that creation came along.... It makes one wonder just where the plant world leaves off and the animal world begi…

- John Colton