I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible. - Lee Trevino
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
- Lee Trevino
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer. - Lee Trevino
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing. - Lee Trevino
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years. - Lee Trevino
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio. - Lee Trevino
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. - Lee Trevino
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. - Lee Trevino
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
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