I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

- Vanessa Bayer

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.

- Vanessa Bayer

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

- Vanessa Bayer

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

- Vanessa Bayer

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

- Vanessa Bayer