We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer - Bo Burnham
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
- Bo Burnham
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi… - Bo Burnham
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi…
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you. - Bo Burnham
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. - Bo Burnham
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head. - Bo Burnham
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine. - Bo Burnham
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth. - Bo Burnham
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. - Bo Burnham
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? - Bo Burnham
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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