Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

- Michael O'Donoghue

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

- Michael O'Donoghue

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous…

- Michael O'Donoghue

It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on, which is the cock…

- Michael O'Donoghue

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

- Michael O'Donoghue

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

- Michael O'Donoghue

Licorice is the liver of candy.

- Michael O'Donoghue

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

- Michael O'Donoghue

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

- Michael O'Donoghue