Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. - Dave Beard
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.
- Dave Beard
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants - Dave Beard
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants
Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age. - Dave Beard
Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.
Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew? - Dave Beard
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! - Dave Beard
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in. - Dave Beard
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.
Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. - Dave Beard
Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.
A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! - Dave Beard
A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!
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