Bettman is an asshole. A frikkin asshole. I think he's ruined the game of hockey. He's supposed to be impartial. He's supposed to speak for the good …

- Bob Probert

Trust me, I'm a really nice guy.

- Bob Probert

In Chicago, having crashed his motorcycle into a car. According to police reports, his blood-alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit …

- Bob Probert

Just charge me with the usual.

- Bob Probert