All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

- Daniel Pinkwater

If the English had deep-dish pizza they could have kept their empire.

- Daniel Pinkwater

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.

- Daniel Pinkwater

Hoboken is a neat place.

- Daniel Pinkwater

Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amou…

- Daniel Pinkwater

It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there is a chi…

- Daniel Pinkwater

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing.

- Daniel Pinkwater

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell, feel, and hear the…

- Daniel Pinkwater

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

- Daniel Pinkwater