I say, when you tell the truth, you never offend nobody, particularly if you do it with dignity.
One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people would like to have an opera si… - Pat Cooper
One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people would like to have an opera si…
- Pat Cooper
I say, when you tell the truth, you never offend nobody, particularly if you do it with dignity. - Pat Cooper
When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom? - Pat Cooper
When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?
I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a row and they just want that one w… - Pat Cooper
I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a row and they just want that one w…
My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over to tell us, and we were so proud. A t… - Pat Cooper
My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over to tell us, and we were so proud. A t…
I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket and get 12 drum… - Pat Cooper
I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket and get 12 drum…
I'm the best at being lucky. - Pat Cooper
I'm the best at being lucky.
When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would drip out of the bag… - Pat Cooper
When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would drip out of the bag…
I was the worst bricklayer in the world. I can show you buildings I worked on - they're a hazard. I closed a window one time. I forgot to set back a … - Pat Cooper
I was the worst bricklayer in the world. I can show you buildings I worked on - they're a hazard. I closed a window one time. I forgot to set back a …
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