Try to make the time frame the minimum the story will permit.

- Ring Lardner, Jr.

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have

- Ring Lardner, Jr.

Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.

- Ring Lardner, Jr.

How do you look when I'm sober?

- Ring Lardner, Jr.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

- Ring Lardner, Jr.