...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it… - Christopher Moore
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it…
- Christopher Moore
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt - Christopher Moore
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt
Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. - Christopher Moore
Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. - Christopher Moore
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
Why understand when you can believe? - Christopher Moore
Why understand when you can believe?
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort. - Christopher Moore
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a sta… - Christopher Moore
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a sta…
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. - Christopher Moore
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
Children see magic because they look for it. - Christopher Moore
Children see magic because they look for it.
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