I'm the beacon of hope, and I have mental powers you never dreamed of. Now be quiet.

- David Klass

I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog …

- David Klass

You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness.

- David Klass

You don't know me at all. You don't know the first thing about me. You don't know where I'm writing this from. You don't know what I look like. You h…

- David Klass

But something cannot be made out of nothing. Dust rose in the air, caught the rays of the sun for a brief moment and sparkled, and then returned to t…

- David Klass

Are you by any chance acquainted with the words 'steel toe'? Or do the words 'permanent dent' mean anything to you?" My locker door is not intimidate…

- David Klass

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

- David Klass

Even if it’s dangerous, and painful, and so very, very lonely. One must go on fighting- It is the only honorable thing to do

- David Klass