I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed. - Charlie Sheen
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.
- Charlie Sheen
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. - Charlie Sheen
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I decl… - Charlie Sheen
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I decl…
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. - Charlie Sheen
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on. - Charlie Sheen
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. - Charlie Sheen
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying'… - Charlie Sheen
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying'…
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. - Charlie Sheen
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. - Charlie Sheen
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
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