I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

- Luis Guzman

TV is not a baby sitter.

- Luis Guzman

I think the Lower East Side inspires me. That whole neighborhood, a lot of the people that I worked with, seeing what we've gone through in life, bei…

- Luis Guzman

I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets…

- Luis Guzman

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

- Luis Guzman

If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.

- Luis Guzman

Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then one day I'm cleaning my office and d…

- Luis Guzman