Why do you dwell on things that don't matter when there are so many things that do?

- Dennis Sharp

I'm not left-wing, or right-wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just couldn't have that.

- Dennis Sharp

A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number…

- Dennis Sharp

Guns, double-crosses, hitmen... I can get used to a lot of things, but I'm never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate,” Wednesday…

- Dennis Sharp

Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I'd like to believe I'm an expert.

- Dennis Sharp

See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.

- Dennis Sharp

Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.

- Dennis Sharp