No offense to the other people that we work with, but we spend 14-hour days with each other. You're dying for some sort of new rhythm to play with an…

- Max Greenfield

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the …

- Max Greenfield

During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am…

- Max Greenfield

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, "Yeah, you're very married." She runs the household. I refer to her as "the greatest director I've ever worked wi…

- Max Greenfield

I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is to be slept under, a…

- Max Greenfield

Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, "You know, look,…

- Max Greenfield

I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members are like, 'Oh, lo…

- Max Greenfield

In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me an…

- Max Greenfield

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

- Max Greenfield