Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.

- Tim Hawkins

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

- Tim Hawkins

We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

- Tim Hawkins

I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

- Tim Hawkins

Vision - You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary.

- Tim Hawkins

I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

- Tim Hawkins

Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good

- Tim Hawkins