I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn't have to wash up. That's obviously quite Mediterranean; the other one was less complex. It was just called 'cheese fantasy.' That's where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there's some cheese on it.
Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what peop… - Dylan Moran
Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what peop…
- Dylan Moran
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to … - Dylan Moran
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to …
You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for German… - Dylan Moran
You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for German…
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. - Dylan Moran
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know th… - Dylan Moran
I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know th…
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot … - Dylan Moran
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot …
You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand... - Dylan Moran
You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. - Dylan Moran
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Everybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though you’re not rea… - Dylan Moran
Everybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though you’re not rea…
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