You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw. - Bill Lee
People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.
- Bill Lee
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees. - Bill Lee
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn int… - Bill Lee
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn int…
Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off st… - Bill Lee
Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off st…
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they ac… - Bill Lee
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they ac…
I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to th… - Bill Lee
I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to th…
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straig… - Bill Lee
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straig…
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be. - Bill Lee
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervi… - Bill Lee
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervi…
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