Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

- Evan Esar

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

- Evan Esar

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.

- Evan Esar

There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.

- Evan Esar

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

- Evan Esar

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

- Evan Esar

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

- Evan Esar

Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.

- Evan Esar

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

- Evan Esar