Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
It is better to look good than to feel good. - Billy Crystal
It is better to look good than to feel good.
- Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues. - Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
It's money. I remember it from when I was single - Billy Crystal
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. - Billy Crystal
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing. - Billy Crystal
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb… - Billy Crystal
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb…
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving. - Billy Crystal
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
Change is such hard work. - Billy Crystal
Change is such hard work.
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