I live to serve. except the part about living...

- Rachel Vincent

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

- Rachel Vincent

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

- Rachel Vincent

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

- Rachel Vincent

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.

- Rachel Vincent

Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.

- Rachel Vincent

If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'.

- Rachel Vincent

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

- Rachel Vincent

I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B…

- Rachel Vincent