When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

- Rasmus Lerdorf

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothb…

- Rasmus Lerdorf

I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming la…

- Rasmus Lerdorf

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

- Rasmus Lerdorf