When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
How do you make yourself not like someone? - Louise Rennison
How do you make yourself not like someone?
- Louise Rennison
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. - Louise Rennison
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. - Louise Rennison
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
Love is a many trousered thing. - Louise Rennison
Love is a many trousered thing.
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on - Louise Rennison
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty. - Louise Rennison
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. - Louise Rennison
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. - Louise Rennison
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. - Louise Rennison
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
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