Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

- Sid Waddell

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

- Sid Waddell

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

- Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

- Sid Waddell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

- Sid Waddell

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

- Sid Waddell

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

- Sid Waddell

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

- Sid Waddell

Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.

- Sid Waddell