I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

- Ken Marino

I need to try to get a lot of things going 'cause you never know what's gonna hit.

- Ken Marino

Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinat…

- Ken Marino

The beauty of shooting on something that's not in front of an audience is that you can just cut out the times you're laughing. You can cut to the oth…

- Ken Marino

One of the things I would love to do is Axe Cop, which is a comic book. I would like to be involved in Axe Cop someday. I would also love to be in a …

- Ken Marino

The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to be able to push the envelope.

- Ken Marino

I don't understand how IMDB works. I don't know who logs in the information. I've checked it a couple times and saw (something he was supposed to be …

- Ken Marino

You have to tap into the child in you. If you can get to that innocent place, then you're golden. That was the subconscious goal for me.

- Ken Marino

I love horror comedies, and I love horror movies. In particular, I love horror movies from the '80s that have practical monsters in them. They're not…

- Ken Marino