Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Bob Hope's Popular Quotes

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

- Bob Hope

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

- Bob Hope

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

- Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

- Bob Hope

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

- Bob Hope

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

- Bob Hope

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

- Bob Hope

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

- Bob Hope

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

- Bob Hope