I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera.
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems reall… - David James
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems reall…
- David James
Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry. - David James
Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.
To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful … - David James
To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful …
I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes - David James
I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes
I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a whil… - David James
I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a whil…
Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe. - David James
Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe.
It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'. - David James
It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.
Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very ofte… - David James
Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very ofte…
Writers are used to being re-created, and need it. - David James
Writers are used to being re-created, and need it.
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