To me, love has always meant friendship.

- Jean Harlow

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

- Jean Harlow

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

- Jean Harlow

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

- Jean Harlow

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

- Jean Harlow

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

- Jean Harlow

Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

- Jean Harlow

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

- Jean Harlow

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

- Jean Harlow