Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.
The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon. - Andy Van Slyke
The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.
- Andy Van Slyke
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living. - Andy Van Slyke
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.
Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense. - Andy Van Slyke
Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. - Andy Van Slyke
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks. - Andy Van Slyke
They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.
My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money. - Andy Van Slyke
My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.
I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in… - Andy Van Slyke
I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in…
If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing firs… - Andy Van Slyke
If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing firs…
I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'. - Andy Van Slyke
I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.
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