In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - Andy Rooney
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
- Andy Rooney
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v… - Andy Rooney
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v…
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. - Andy Rooney
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee… - Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee…
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life! - Andy Rooney
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president. - Andy Rooney
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself. - Andy Rooney
I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
Being kind is more important than being right. - Andy Rooney
Being kind is more important than being right.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. - Andy Rooney
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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