Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone… - Nicole Hollander
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone…
- Nicole Hollander
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon. - Nicole Hollander
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women. - Nicole Hollander
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else. - Nicole Hollander
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare. - Nicole Hollander
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies. - Nicole Hollander
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to … - Nicole Hollander
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to …
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe! - Nicole Hollander
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
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