Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the…

- N. F. Simpson

Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.

- N. F. Simpson

Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

- N. F. Simpson

I eat merely to put food out of my mind.

- N. F. Simpson

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

- N. F. Simpson