We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were a…

- William Ralph Inge

There are no rewards or punishments - only consequences.

- William Ralph Inge

What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.

- William Ralph Inge

The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values.

- William Ralph Inge

Experience is a good teacher, but her fees are very high.

- William Ralph Inge

Don't break the silence unless you can improve on it.

- William Ralph Inge

Nature takes away any faculty that is not used.

- William Ralph Inge

The happy people are those who are producing something.

- William Ralph Inge

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

- William Ralph Inge