You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

- John Madden

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

- John Madden

If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown.

- John Madden

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.

- John Madden

You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."

- John Madden

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

- John Madden

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.

- John Madden

Well, when you're playing good football, it's good football and if you don't have good football, then you're not really playing good football.

- John Madden

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

- John Madden