Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

- Matt Lauer

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

- Matt Lauer

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

- Matt Lauer

Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've hear…

- Matt Lauer

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other simil…

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So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

- Matt Lauer

America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

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The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

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My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

- Matt Lauer