I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.
Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. - Sloane Crosley
Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.
- Sloane Crosley
I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on you… - Sloane Crosley
I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on you…
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not. - Sloane Crosley
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.
In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories. - Sloane Crosley
In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.
Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality. - Sloane Crosley
Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.
I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear,… - Sloane Crosley
I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear,…
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. - Sloane Crosley
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? - Sloane Crosley
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?
No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note. - Sloane Crosley
No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.
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