I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.

- Jonathan Pearce

Vialli's absolutely certain that he knows one way or the other whether he'll score or not.

- Jonathan Pearce

The one significant change is in fact the second significant change

- Jonathan Pearce

Welcome to Bologna on Capital Gold for England versus San Marino with Tennent's Pilsner, brewed with Czechoslovakian yeast for that extra Pilsner tas…

- Jonathan Pearce