Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. We take over from the toe up, that's the plan. We spread over USA like fungus from the toe.
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math. - Dat Phan
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.
- Dat Phan
Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. W… - Dat Phan
Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. W…
I was living under a desk in West Hollywood. It was a closet that I shared with another comic. I was shocked when they called me to come in to try ou… - Dat Phan
I was living under a desk in West Hollywood. It was a closet that I shared with another comic. I was shocked when they called me to come in to try ou…
Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire… - Dat Phan
Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire…
We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies. - Dat Phan
We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.
Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda. - Dat Phan
Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us. - Dat Phan
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us.
I learned that money's not happiness. The more famous I am and the more money I make, the closer I stay to my family and friends that I've known sinc… - Dat Phan
I learned that money's not happiness. The more famous I am and the more money I make, the closer I stay to my family and friends that I've known sinc…
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in … - Dat Phan
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in …
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