Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. We take over from the toe up, that's the plan. We spread over USA like fungus from the toe.
I was living under a desk in West Hollywood. It was a closet that I shared with another comic. I was shocked when they called me to come in to try ou… - Dat Phan
I was living under a desk in West Hollywood. It was a closet that I shared with another comic. I was shocked when they called me to come in to try ou…
- Dat Phan
Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire… - Dat Phan
Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire…
Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. W… - Dat Phan
Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. W…
Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda. - Dat Phan
Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us. - Dat Phan
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us.
We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies. - Dat Phan
We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in … - Dat Phan
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in …
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math. - Dat Phan
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.
When you grow up poor, you have to either work really hard to try and get where you want to be, or you'll just stay put. - Dat Phan
When you grow up poor, you have to either work really hard to try and get where you want to be, or you'll just stay put.
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