My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

- Jonas Eriksson

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

- Jonas Eriksson

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

- Jonas Eriksson

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

- Jonas Eriksson

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

- Jonas Eriksson

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

- Jonas Eriksson

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

- Jonas Eriksson