Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. - Jim Cornette
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
- Jim Cornette
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. - Jim Cornette
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! - Jim Cornette
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords. - Jim Cornette
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too. - Jim Cornette
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn. - Jim Cornette
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. - Jim Cornette
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. - Jim Cornette
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! - Jim Cornette
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
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